Sometimes all you need is a 5-7-5 syllabic review.

Rick’s American
Ten-Dollar Val Pac Coupon
Sixteen Beers on Tap

The Old Canal Inn
Killer Stool is locked away
Creepy Mannequin

The Lyndhurst Diner
Owner/Manager Gus Says
Hello my sweethearts.

Bella Napoli
Singer makes me uneasy
Good Pasta Vodka

The Franklin Steakhouse
Popular downtown hotspot.
A tasty cheese steak

Michael’s Restaurant
Winning pizza contender
Lost shady recount

— by Ali Hanford
Ali is managing editor and a co-founder of GoOutJersey and lives in Essex County. She has lived in NJ her whole life.

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