I received this, um, colorful email advertisement (from a location that shall remain anonymous), and it made me ponder: Can you really call yourself trendy and classy and be taken seriously with an email designed and written like this? The background color of the email was a garish green, unable to be duplicated here. They never claim to be tasteful, so, why not, right?

This Thursday, August 23rd

The TRENDIEST & CLASSIEST Thursday Latin Party in NJ

Blackout Party

What color are you going to wear?

Red-Taken! Keep it Moving!

Yellow- Confused but we can be “friends”

Green- Single & ready to go.

— by Donna M.
Both a Jersey native and recent transplant from NYC, Donna M. is obsessed with both good food and grammar.

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