Sometimes all you need is a 5-7-5 syllabic review.

Rick’s American
Ten-Dollar Val Pac Coupon
Sixteen Beers on Tap

The Old Canal Inn
Killer Stool is locked away
Creepy Mannequin

The Lyndhurst Diner
Owner/Manager Gus Says
Hello my sweethearts.

Bella Napoli
Singer makes me uneasy
Good Pasta Vodka

The Franklin Steakhouse
Popular downtown hotspot.
A tasty cheese steak

Michael’s Restaurant
Winning pizza contender
Lost shady recount

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For those of you who are not born-and-bred New Jersey natives, there may be some confusion, some pre-conceived notions, about our home. It is for you, dear non-local readers, that I have developed this guide to understanding the mores and idiosyncrasies of the state and its people. Journey with me as I discuss, debunk, and explain a number of the most common stereotypes about New Jersey.

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